Hair Rollers

Okay, so, sometimes, I don't have the best hair days:

But, what usually guarantees a good hair day, is a bouffante-type hairstyle.

Prepping for one is fun too - it's like time traveling because you get to use ROLLERS.

So, here are some easy ways of achieving a bit of lift to your everyday hair times.

1) Rollers. (Yes, I JUST mentioned these, but I repeat in case you weren't paying attention. MMKAY?)

These are time-consuming and inconvenient:

These make you look like you are trying to make contact with aliens (therefore, they make you look cray cray, or stoopids.):

And, sometimes, people are just not well versed in beautay-parlour-spake:

Ok, if you don't have velcro rollers, you can always just drink some coke, and use the empty cans as rollers. Ghetto, I know, but I think you're main concern will be the following:

1) your stomach

2) your teeth

3) your blood sugar level

4) not to sound crude and unlady-like: gas.

5) at least my hairs look migthay fine!

2) TEASE LIKE YOU'VE NEVER TEASED BEFORE.

HAIRSPRAY, COMB, AND TEASE!

Go by the country music mantra: The higher the hair, the closer to God.

[Disclaimer: You don't have to be of this religious faith in order to apply this rule. But, you get the point - skyscraper-close-to-sky-bird-may-make-nest-in-hair-high.]

If you're still unsure about this step, here is an instructional video:

3) Some hair pins, some pinning loose ends, and voilà! Volume!

You can also have a toned-down version like this, although I can't remember whether this was after an excruciatingly painful class, or my intention.

Either way, people will me mesmerize the entire world! So that people can spot you 10 km away (or miles, whichever you so choose)! So that people will think,

"Bitch did wha to her hair?"

THIS IS THE REACTION YOU WANT

Have fun teasing!

And don't forget about HAIR HAIR VOLUMINOUS HAIR (start at 0:41):

Also, speaking of hair, I'm planning on changing the color of mine. Have some ideas in mind. If you guys want to suggest - go wild!